wcender:

wcender:

what the fuck is this

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

memeufacturing:

lasagneboy:

memeufacturing:

memeufacturing:

I’m going to sign john green’s email up for hundreds of porn sites 

why would you do this???

because im a 14 year old with a blog and hes one of the richest authors in the united states of america and literally nothing matters literally nothing matters literally NOTHING matters

transgambit:

therapist: how are you feeling today?

me: hmm…12 on the Keanu Mood Scale

therapist: for the last time i have no fucking idea what that means 

dafuqyouwantfrumme:

academicfeminist:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

This is good

avinaris:

were-all-queer-here:

helpimbeingchasedbywaltwhitman:

y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

This is helpful for people with anxiety

beep beep motherfucker